i’m a loser, baby, so why don’t you kill me.

every time i utilize the “tweeting” service, my follower list dwindles pathetically like the ratings of gary unmarried.  and like the show, my highest “viewership” was like 29.  (most of those i think are robots.)

then last week or the week before, two family members asked if i was going to a cousin’s rehearsal dinner.  i was like, “what rehearsal dinner?”  two weeks after everyone else gets their invitations (today), mine arrives postmarked yesterday and the rsvp is like the day after tomorrow.  the dinner is next week.  obviously i’m like on a B list, been forgotten, or got a pity-vite.

it’s a non-vite.  it’s an un-vitation!!

i guess at least i knew about the wedding.


~ by hollaphonic on 05/26/2010.

3 Responses to “i’m a loser, baby, so why don’t you kill me.”

  1. Go anyway and drink all their booze! 🙂

    • i’ll pretty much go through anything for a free meal. i think the rehearsal & reception are open bar…it’ll remind them why they tried not to invite me in the first place. mwahaha!

  2. That’s the spirit! 🙂

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