No officer, I’m not a murderer.

It’s just occurred to me that I’ve been driving around with a bag of human teeth in my trunk for months & recently left a hammer & baseball bat on my passenger seat that I’m too lazy to take out.

I can only imagine the awkwardness of having my car searched by police. This is one of those things that could only happen to me. And a serial killer.

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~ by hollaphonic on 01/20/2012.

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