ugly art is back

Here’s the scoop: when looking at local real estate listings, I happen upon horrifying, ridiculous, or simply ugly art that deranged people have hung in their homes for some reasonI have so many questions for the owners, the realtors who didn’t take these things down or suggest they be removed, and for any home staging experts that may have been involved.  Mostly, Why, god, why???

the painting is bad enough.  but...the whole fucking room!?!?!

the painting is bad enough. but…the whole fucking room!?!?!

THIS IS JUST WHAT I WANT TO SEE WHEN I'M EATING

THIS IS JUST WHAT I WANT TO SEE WHEN I’M EATING

NO.

NO.

not exactly art... but what comes to mind are the twins from the shining saying "come play with us."  or maybe the end of the blair witch project.

not exactly art… but what comes to mind are the twins from the shining saying “come play with us.” or maybe the end of the blair witch project.

you don't have to choose between being disgusted by a large winged vagina or a demon mask that will eat your soul while you sleep.

you don’t have to choose between being disgusted by a large winged vagina or a demon mask that will eat your soul while you sleep.

i don't know which one is worse.  i imagine the nudie one had a face at some point but he was ashamed decapitated himself.

i don’t know which one is more out of place. i imagine the nudie one had a whole face at some point but he was ashamed and had the white demon mask from the previous photo eat his eyeballs and brain.

i hope they don't have children.  this kind of shit haunts dreams.  it looks like its eyes would follow you EVERYWHERE.  even into other rooms.

i hope they don’t have children. this kind of shit haunts dreams. it looks like its eyes would follow you EVERYWHERE. even into other rooms.

this is clearly madonna having an orgasm.

this is clearly madonna having an orgasm.

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~ by hollaphonic on 06/13/2013.

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